« After the Karl Marx museum and the photo in front of the statue, he drank a beer bock and said he had to go to the Apotheke and we’ve been waiting for an hour. »

« I would like to apply for political asylum in North Korea. Help me !!! « 

« No problem, the statue is an inter-galactic ship. Comrade Kim Jong-Un is waiting for you … »

« Two more and we will be able to go to dinner ! »